The Handshake is the Covid True Believer Witch Test

Originally published on July 25, 2021.
Last Updated on February 28, 2024.

The witch test has become an increasingly useful tool in determining who is a real Christian and who is just using Christianity as a Satanic tool.

The basics of the witch test is:

When someone presents some dialectic argument and says you must agree because of one of following:

• It’s the Christian thing to do
• “Christ said”
• The Bible says …

Your reply should be: “Proclaim that Jesus is the Christ, and God has raised Him from the dead!”

If they are able to state that Jesus is their Lord and Savior and that He died on the cross and that God raised Him from the dead …. then and only then should you consider their argument in which they have invoked the name of Christ.

The original Witch Test post was by Brian Niemeier but the post seems to be broken now. A good clear description of the Witch Test is also found on David V Stewarts blog.

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The Handshake as a Covid True Believer Test.

You should have plenty of opportunity to test this one.

Want to know if the person in front of you is one of the Covid Converged? Offer a handshake while looking them right in the eyes. Be bold!

If they hesitate, refuse or offer some other gamma response such as a fist bump, you know you are dealing with a Covid true believer and probably a not-a-vax statist bitch.

Had the opportunity to test this with a ‘friend’ that I hadn’t seen since the world went insane. Bryan C. and I have played basketball together for years and have traded sweat, laughs, wins and losses together. I met him on the side of the street last week … I was happy to see him. So I stuck out my hand and heartily said, ‘Bryan! Great to see you again. You look great!’ Then he did it: that strange little thing that true believers do. His instinct was to shake my hand and he initially reached out, but then his eyes got weird, his face went slack and his smile turned into a sad grimace and he offered his fist in exchange. Bitch.

Turns out he was a double vaxxed masktard believer who was ‘just being careful.’ Strike one ‘friend’ from the list of people I can trust and am willing to associate with.

On the other hand, I three guys over to the house last week, one of which I had never met in person before. I stuck out my hand and he grabbed it like a man, in fact he readjusted the grip to make sure I understood how important the handshake was. I already knew where he stood on things based on our online exchange and so I fully expected this, but it was good confirmation that he was what he personified online.

Give it a try. Use it to weed the weak out of your life. Let me know how it goes.