Ways to Avoid the Corona Virus

We have received ‘official’ information about how the corona works and ways to prevent the virus from getting at you.

• Seated … especially in a restaurant. Standing and eating is very dangerous, but seating is safe.
• Plexiglass! The Corona cannot get around plexiglass. It is a miracle invisible barrier that prevents the virus from finding anyway of getting at you. Miracle I tell you …
• Cotton. Homemade masks of any sort will definitely stop corona … tight weave, loose weave does not matter. The only thing that matter is that you make it into a mask shape. Corona is completely baffled and blocked by cotton.
• Outdoors. As long as you are in a group of 5 or less, the C cannot get you. Over 5 and yer all gonna die!
• Floor Circles. If you stand on a floor circle … it’s like ‘home free.’ The virus knows the rules of this game and will not get you, but you MUST be standing on the circle.
• Arrows. As long as you go down the isle in the correct direction, Corona will not attack you. Going the wrong way down an isle and you are giving up your right to life.
• Walmart. When this is all said and done, Walmart should be declared the 8th wonder of the world. Not only is Wallyworld open, but it is teaming with people … all crawling over each other to get TP. Corona does not work in Walmart making it one of the safest places in America now.

Real ways to deal with the Corona:

• Sleep. Does not need elaboration. Work on both amount and quality of sleep
• Eat real food. Stop with all the processed crap
• Get outside into the sun. Vit D is KEY to your bodies defenses
• Exercise. Our bodies were made to be used. Use it!
• Wash your hands. This is about the only ‘official’ recommendation that we know from history works. We are so prone to putting our hands onto our faces. Clean hands will stop moving any virus (or other badies) into our mouths.